i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
SO IT’S APRIL 15TH AND
DO YOU SEE THIS
DO YOU SEE THIS BULLSHIT
WINTER GO HOME YOU ARE OUT PAST CURFEW
Sometimes I just love Omegle.
The noise I just made when I read this -
Mom: (angrily from down the hall) What was THAT?
Mom: Did you hear a sound?
Mom: Like a dog crying?
Brother: I don’t know.
Mom: It wasn’t a happy sound. Like a dog letting out a yowl.
Brother: Maybe the neighbors let their dog out?
I’m trying to reign in my laughter. Tears are running down my face; I have big fat tears on my chest. Oh gah, my mom just came in and asked me if I heard it.
do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it
Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.
well you weren’t lying
Some ducks because you are sad
thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu
HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
MAMA JUST KILLED A MAN
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
I AIN’T NO HOLLABACK GIRLIT’S A GODDAMN ARMS RACE
COMING OUTTA MY CAGE
LET IT GO
Half way done in the progress #caesartattoo #cheyennehawk #stylusmachine #eternalink #stencilstuff #flowers #tattoos #25ftphantom #picasso